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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Blame is just a lazy person’s way of making sense of chaos. Douglas Coupland
Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy. I’m just going to sit here and let karma get you.
Lazy people give free advice to other people.
We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
Lazy people are always eager to be doing something.
Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.– Benjamin Franklin
Hard work pays off in the FUTURE, but laziness pays off NOW.– Unknown Author
I’m not that lazy, but I don’t need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. Karl Pilkington
When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. Walter Annenberg
“Lazy people live lonely lives.”― Habeeb Akande
Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it’s only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly. Elizabeth Hurley
“I’m too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out”
Lazy people think better than normal people. I’m not lazy, I’m on power-saving mode.
People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals – that is, goals that do not inspire them.– Tony Robbins
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.~Bob Hope
Don’t be angry after seeing my laziness.
“Success is reserved for you if you persevere; it’s not deserved by you if you are indolent!”― Israelmore Ayivor
I’m a genius by birth, and lazy by choice.
1st rule of lazy people If you can’t reach it easily, you don’t need it! and 2nd rule: Just do it! But not today.
“But I’m really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.”― Derek Landy
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode. Anonymous
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
d chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
“Leisure is the time for doing something useful. This leisure the diligent person will obtain the lazy one never.”
I tend to say “i don`t know“ when i`m too lazy to think.
“There is no night in the life of brave, just like there is much rest in the hearts of the lazy ones.”― Auliq Ice
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking. Anonymous
Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others. Jules Renard
Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other’s work. Ann Rule
“You make name for yourself when you overcome pain, weakness, laziness, and ignorance”― Sunday Adelaja
Short Lazy Quotes and Sayings
Laziness is the first step towards efficiency.― Patrick Bennett
“In cultures like these, entertainment often becomes paramount. When a culture’s greatest enemy is boredom, its greatest savior is entertainment.”― Michael Gungor
“Success is not for everyone, but if everyone had a phobia of failure, success was going to be a common thing.”― Unarine Ramaru
Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.― Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
I’m super lazy today, which is kind of like normal lazy, but I’m also wearing a cape.
“When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.”― Anonymous
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
“You never know how much you truly appreciate sleep until it’s snatched away from you.”― Khloe Beutler
Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.~Jimmy Lyons
Keep sleeping and stay in bed.
Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something. Luc de Clapiers
Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability. Sam Keen
Only lazy people are pain my pain.
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.– Bill Gates
Hard work pays only in the future, laziness pays off today.
Lazy people live lonely lives.
“Comfort is a stance of avoidance rather than the pursuit of excellence.”― Craig D. Lounsbrough
“Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.”
“There is a great volcano sleeping in every laziness!”― Mehmet Murat ildan
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.- Albert Einstein
What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.
“Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him the means to live.”― Criss Jami
“His idleness was his refuge, and in this, he was like many others in [occupied] France in that period; laziness became political.”― Iain Pears
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired_Jules Renard
“Technology never makes someone lazy. It sometimes reveals someone’s laziness.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A person’s attitude toward the right things and wrong shows what they truly are.
“It is not the dream of what you’re feeling lazy if not, the sleep of exhaustion.”― Edmundo de Amicis
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the year.
“The sluggard does not plow after the season, so he begs during the harvest and has nothing.”― Bible
“Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will–tomorrow.”― Gloria Pitzer
I am lazy but not selfish.
I was trained to turn loneliness into laziness.― Bill Callahan
Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.
Work is the law of the modern world, which has no place for lazy people.~Mihai Eminescu
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Funny Lazy Quotes about Laziness
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
“The lazy will always attribute genius to some ‘inspiration’ that comes for mere waiting.”― Will Durant
“As soon as laziness conquers a man, he will completely forget about the value of time.”― Sunday Adelaja
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”― Bill Gates
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?~Ronald Reagan
Sundays should come with a pause button.
I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table an
Being lazy is disrespectful to the people that believe in you.
I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak in the same language.
“Offer the lazy an egg, and they’ll want you to peel it for them.”― Lithuanian Proverb
There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.~Herbert Prochnov
“Laziness builds walls and fences that keep the mind under control.”― Auliq Ice
“I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. Don’t want to understand you.”
“Life begins only after you kill your darlings namely laziness and procrastination.”― Prabakaran Thirumalai
I only feel lazy on days that end in ”Y”.
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed. Anonymous
No, I’m not lazy. I’m just very protective to my seat.
For Satan finds some mischief still For idle hands to do.
I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.
“We can work together but we can’t just work with each other.”― Auliq Ice
I am too lazy to be lazy. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
The Lazy Rule: Why Should I make the bed if I`m gonna sleep in it again?
It’s not my passion to wake up at 6:00 in the morning to do my exercises. Sometimes I really hate it. I’m lazy. Sibel Kekilli
Revenge? Nah, i’m too lazy. I’m just going to sit here and let karma get you.
Lazy and I know it.
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.– Granni Nazzano
“People may say it is better to face problems in life but I say run if you believe you can run faster.”― khoshdast
No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.- Lech Walesa
If breathing did not come natural, lazy people would not even exist.
He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. Paddy O’Dea
“I was trained to turn loneliness into laziness.”
“Work is the law of the modern world, which has no place for lazy people.”― Mihai Eminescu
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Success hugs you in private, but the failure slaps you in public.
“I’m a lazy man. With lazy dreams. I need Tai to wake me up, make me vibrate, irritate me. I need my angry woman, my unforgiving friend.”― Ursula K. Le Guin
“The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.”― Andrew McEwan
We have produced a world of contented bodies and discontented minds.
He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she’s a mother and we should respect her.
I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
“Skipping works don’t show your laziness, but an ability to do that in a short time.”― Samar Sudha
“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave. Benjamin Franklin
I Am not lazy, I`m just highly motivated not to do anything.
“The morning you wake up doing business is not equal to the morning you wake up praising laziness.”― Kangoma Kindembo
“I’m not only lazy myself but I inspire laziness in others.”― Marty Rubin
Offer the lazy an egg, and they’ll want you to peel it for them.- Lithuanian Proverb
I’m not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation. I’m the victim here.
I used to be smart, then I got lazy.
“Both teachers and learners go to sleep at their post as soon as there is no enemy in the field.”― John Stuart Mill
“It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.”― Anonymous
If I would get paid for being lazy, I’d be a billionaire.
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
“The laziness level of a society can be understood from the size of their stomach.”― M.F. Moonzajer
“Kill the darlings in your life. Laziness, wishful thinking, procrastination; kill them.”― Bangambiki Habyarimana
“Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other’s work.”― Ann Rule
I like the word ‘indolence’. It makes my laziness seem classy. Bernard Williams
You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t.- Dagwood Bumstead
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.”
“Laziness is always your fault. It is the sign that a man has persevered in uselessness for too long.”― Idries Shah
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed.- Bible
Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.― Robert A. Heinlein
Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.
“A good effort is not necessarily our best. And our best effort is not necessarily good.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Acting is easier – writing is more creative. The lazy man vies with the industrious.”
“O Laziness, mother of the arts and noble virtues, be thou the balm of human anguish.”― Paul Lafargue
I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
“Fate represents the fulfillment of man’s expectations of himself.”― Barbara W. Tuchman
I’m a lazy texter. Unless you’re hot, or I like you.
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